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Jokes on Line Acceptable uses of the "F" word. In case there's anyone out there who has forgotten these. There are only ten times in history the "F" word has been acceptable for use: 10. "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945 9. "Look at all them f___ing Indians!" - Custer, 1877 8. "Any f___ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938 7. "It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 6. "How the f___ did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC 5. "You want WHAT on the f___ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566 4. "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 3. "Scattered f___ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the f___'s going to find out?"- Bill Clinton, 1999 And number 1 1. "I really didn't think they'd get this f___ing mad." - Osama bin      Laden,  9/12/01 ***** What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin out and throw it back.   More Jokes | Page #1 | Page #2 | Page #3 | Page#4 | Entertainment Page    Go Up About Us | Our Sponsors | Services and Prices | Send Email Copyright @ PolskiInternet.com